OooArrr, oooarrr, now, let me see....zo you're lookin' fur ol' Jeremiah Candy are you? Well, that takes me baack a bit, Oi can can tell you. There's two piezes of infurmazhun you need to know abaart ol' Jeremiah: furzstly, 'e was old. And zecon'ly, 'iz name was Jeremiah.
That'z abaart all Oi can remember Oi'm afraid.The ol' memory'z not what it uzed to be, zince they gave me that new 'ead lazt year.