Is this what your are after? To trivialize genealogy?
You have been challenged again and again to do some actual research on your roots.
Put aside the predescribed notions and roll up your sleeves. Such tenacity as you exhibit would serve genealogy well were it properly motivated.
At this point I think it unlikely that anyone has any idea what you are about, including especially me.
The reason that you have been unable to discover your Van Siclen ancestry is that your "affidavit ancestors" lost a generation in their recapitulation. As I have noted, this is not entirely unusual. Your responsibility is, of course, to correct those past mistakes.