Good Morrow! I'm not a snob, fur trader, or a speech-therapist. And I don't live in a shack, I don't do anything good for mankind, or own a Ford. I don't know Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Bean or Sally from England, although I'm pretty sure they were English.
I drink tea, not Coke, I am rich, not poor, I have a Queen, not a President, Being rich isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing, And it's pronounced FAAH-FEL, not FAFFEL.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,unless I go somewhere. Starbucks IS fine dining. McDonalds is good too (despite Mad Cow but we all know McDonalds does use real meat =P ), Tea and the $.98 Double Cheesburger ARE GOOD for breakfast, I have a Renault, not a Porsche.
I speak English, not Old English, Bentley is a car, not a lottery grand prize Buckingham Palace is a shack, not a billion dollar mansion MY NAME IS HIGGINS THE FIFTH, I AM MARRIED TO A PRINCESS, AND I AMENGLISH!!!!!!!