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Rollalopes are an idigenous species of Male only mamals,whose species dose not contain females.
Rollalopes are natural born poop eaters,often eating each others own poop.
Rollalope will sometimes place there mouths over the rectums of other rollalopes in order to be sure to receieve there steamy load of fecies,for this fact rollalopes are also known as butt kissers or ass gobblers.
Rollalopes lived mainly in the south and south eastern united states.
Rollalopes flourished around peanut farms,where often disgrunt farmers would place female mannequines on the edge of the fields to spook off the invading rollalopes,and prevent them from eating their peanuts.
Some farmers however planted extra acres of peanuts for the sole purpose of rollalope propagation.
Rollalopes have also been refered to as goober grabbers.
During the first world war rollalopes were used as decoys to prevent our troops from being attacked.
Large red targets on their backs and huge bells atop of their heads assured that the rollalopes were shot at first.The rollalope alpha male leader organized the remaining rollalopes in a unsuccesfull campaign.
Their slogan "we live to march,we march to die,we die to go to heaven" was gobbled up by the rollalopes.
At the end of the war the rollalope returned to there homeland in the south to reproduce however,rollalopes are the only known mammals whose sole reproduction method involves masturbation in which the fecal matter of another male rollalope must be deposited onto the sperm pile,resulting into a newborn rollalope in a matter of a few months.
The Rollalopes soon became extinct as a result of methane poisoning in which the Rollalopes basically surcame to.
Legend has it the last of the Rollalopes fled into a cave,after being spooked by a group of big breasted women.
The cave eventually collapsed,and then the Rollalopes could not obtain fresh air.
The Rollalopes than with theire gastrointestinal problems farted to death,dieing from breathing in there own methane gases.
Only a few Rollalopes remains alive today.
Today rollalopes have purchased an old abandoned peanut farm in which holes are drilled in rows and the sperm of the rollalopes are placed in and thusly carefully covered with fecies to propagate future rollalope.
The rollielope are slowly making a comeback.
Some rollalope have been adopted as pets or taken in as spouses, however rollalopes make poor pets ,and even worse spouses.
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