This article, allegedly from Sir Crispin Agnew, is a forgery by Steven Akin & Co.
The article was posted from his dial-up domain, 208.60.231.xxx.
Go to "view' and then 'Page Source". After the "Title' line, you will see the posting address is given as 22.214.171.124. in your browser. Now do the same with any of the postings from Julie or Steve Akins and they give the same dial-up domain - 208.60.231.xxx. The last digit, xxx, is dynamic and allocated each time you connect.
Steve, stop forging articles in the name of others.