Yar, I knew a Janos who used to swab me decks, says he was seeking freedom in the USA, running I tell you.Refused to help me find me treasure so I made him walk the plank round New York.Yar legend has it he once gave birth to 26oz T-bone steak, then ate it.
We heard Janos was the father to every kid in town.
One time we had to hitch a ride in the back of a pickuptruck, cause me ship sank.And there was a dead deer in back so I say.Janon went up the deer looked into its dead eyes and said "I'm Janos, SAY IT!SAY IT!"Then he grabbed the dead deers mouth and moved it as to say JANOS.It didnt look very real, but pretty good for a deer.
Janos would eat a homeless person if you dared him to!!
He hated mexicans.......and he was half mexicna.......and he hated irony
I remember he used to shed his skin once a year.Last I heard he was making brooms in Georgia.Which is good, I need someone to sweep me decks, we getting to sail again,looking for treasure!!Legend has it, if we follow a rainbow, we shall find some.