Abraham Lincoln was a Weasel
Few people know this, but we are related to the forefathers of Abraham Lincoln, and are the cause & origin of a popular American colloquialism.My sister's nephew's father told me that Wilbur Weasel, b. 1746, d. 1803, was quite a man of the world in old Boston, where he frequented the bars and taverns from his junior high days at Boston Jr High until his death of alcohol near a bottle.One of his many lady friends was a certain Jennifer Lincologne (the Old German spelling of the later anglicized Lincoln) whom he regularly courted and took to backrow balconies of theatres where they engaged in rampant romance while bored with Shakespeare.She bore him a son, but he refused to sign the birth certificate, and CSEA could not compel him to take a blood test, so the child, William Lincoln, never had the last name Weasel, to which she of course remarked, "Well, Wilbur, you weaseled your way out of this one."William's son as a result is Abraham Lincoln, instead of Abraham Weasel.We should have a Weasel Memorial in Washington D.C.Write your Congressman.